Testing, One, Two, Three

Testing (Testing)

One, two, three (One, two, three)

Testing (Testing)

One, two, three (One, two, three)

Sing, sing, sing a song

To the rock 'n' roll microphone, oh, yeah

Stamp, stamp, stamp your feet

To the swinging saxophone

Sing, sing, sing along

To your favorite opera tune

Ahoy there

Testing, one, two, three (One, two, three)

Testing, one, two, three (One, two, three)

Sing, sing, sing along

To the rock 'n' roll microphone, yeah, yeah

Stamp, stamp, stamp your feet

To the swinging saxophone

Sing, sing, sing along

To your favorite opera tune

Testing, one, two, three

Testing, one, two, three

Testing, one, two, three

Test, one, one, two

Yeah, yeah, hey, hey

Testing (Testing)

One, two, three (One, two, three)

Testing (Testing)

One, two, three (One, two, three)

Captain, your microphone doesn't seem to be working

Oh, no, Anthony, I don't know what's wrong

Well, Captain, you have to turn your microphonic equipment on

Turn the switch on

Ahoy there

It's working

Testing, one, two, three (One, two, three)

One, two, three

One, two, three

One, two, three

One, two, three

Wow, this is the best microphonic device I've ever used