You Done Tamed Me

You done tamed me

This buck no longer is free

A lady doctor from New York City

Smiled at me with her eyes all pretty

Now I'm hooked and it's made me giddy

You done tamed me

Oh, Danny, I'm flattered, uh

But wait

How's a broken, busted carnie like me gonna provide

For my brand new high-falutin' big city bride

And the kid that's on the way?

Uh, whoa

Oh-kay, I'm not your bride, and

No need to worry about a baby

'Cause I have this magic thing called an IUD

‘Course, if he's a boy, everything'll be fine

But what if he's a girl?

A dainty, delicate, pink-wearin' frills-and-curls girl?

That'd change everything

But would it? Really?

And again, I'm not preg-

And so from this day forward I vow

I'm gonna get me some money, some way, somehow

I paid a colleague to insert a copper t-shaped device

In my uterus to prevent the implantation of

I gotta get some money

And there's no way to make it

Forget it

So I'm gonna have to steal it

Or even take it

Those are the same thing

Or filch it or pilfer it

Or rob it or swipe it

Or nick it or thieve it

Or finagle it or abscond with it

Or purloin it or misappropriate with it