Code of the Road

Now we all seen that roadie slip off his wedding ring

But what goes on tour, stays on tour,

So no one seen a thing

And we all know that sound man

Who thinks he's in the band

Next time we've got more songs to write

I hope he lends a hand

No solids in the toilet

Put the paper in the bin provided

If you're holding anything then hide it

This is the code of the road

Lobby call is lobby call

Bag it up if you're gonna use it

Keep your head down, play the music

This is the code of the road

So now you know

Well there's a blight that's on the schedule

As every band will know

Invited guests, a ligger's fest

The hallowed London show

Now Tristan, he's a writer

And he's doing his gap year

But he's telling me we're selling out

While he's drinking all my beer, what a c...

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You come across promoters

Who dream they're Harvey G

They're only there to take a share

Of all you've worked to be

And if you own a venue

And the pre-sale is on you

Don't make up the numbers, son

Cos we can all count too

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