Here We Go Jack

You changed your name to Eckhart Tolle

And threw out your vinyl records

You said you hate my stupid car

And deleted all your photos

I gave up on learning French

But now I'm learning how to snowblade

My instructor said he's French

I love the sound when it is spoken

Ahhh

Here we go Jack

Here we go Jack

Here we go Jack

Your mother's Chevy Malibu

The one you crashed into the river

I hope you're feeling satisfied

I saw the Dolphins beat the Raiders

Make an exit, make a scene

When it's time for intermission

When they ask what that's about

Say that you've been reading Chaucer

Ahhh

Here we go Jack

Here we go Jack

Here we go Jack

Ahhh

Here we go Jack

Here we go Jack

Here we go Jack