On Top of the World

Hot summer night

The working girls roam their way back home

It was getting late, so I tagged along

Couldn't let them walk alone

Followed them up some greasy steps

To a rooftop in the sky

No walls around, just a sea of stars

My throat was getting dry

Everyone could feel the heat

That's why we on this road

Our clothes and inhibitions

Went off flying across the globe

Dancing crazy, getting lose

And closer to the edge

I could feel my blood was up

And it was pounding in my head

So, there I was, just me and the girls

Under the moonlight, on top of the world

Oh, yeah

On top of the world

So, there I was, just me and the girls

Under the moonlight on top of the world

And as things were dying down

We were treated from the precipice

I laid beside the most beautiful girl in the universe

Her name was Venus in heaven

She fed me rice and offered me wine

I accepted and brought here a nectar from an amber goddess

I collapsed between the thighs of Morphias

Next thing I felt was a sharp pain at sunrise

My mouth was open and full of rice

As I managed to pry open one of my eyes

I saw Luigi the cockroach carry off his prize

And there lay Venus, still sprawled out, and naked for sure

But not quite what she was the night before

I made my excuses and left through the door

Stepped into space of the twentieth floor

And that's why I don't like heights no more