The Ballad of Norm Macdonald

I was walkin’ down a highway

Between a strip mall

& an Amazon distribution center

A great rip in the skies came from above

& a bolt of lightning struck a tree in front of me

Suddenly a vision appeared from the flames…

It was Norm Macdonald!

He looked at me

With a glint of glee in his eyes

And he sang me this song:

“I saw a peasant, I saw a king

I saw a galaxy spinning

I saw a future, I saw a past

I saw a present that wouldn’t last

I saw the bottom, I saw the top

I saw the ending that wouldn’t stop

I saw forever, I saw for now

I saw the why, the what, and how

I saw a porno, I saw a rock

I saw the nothing of how I talk

I saw a vision, I saw a dream

I saw the Nothing of Everything

I saw the bottom, I saw the top

I saw the ending that wouldn’t stop

I saw forever, I saw for now

I saw the why, the what, and how”