Intro

Hey, all you kids out there

Welcome to Three Feet High and Rising

Now, here's what we do

The following contestants, how are you doing, contestants?

Alright, great, yo' Mama

So fellas, tell us a little bit about yourselves

Contestant number one?

How ya doin', Al?

Just came all the way down from Wichita just to be on this show

You know it's gonna be swell and I wanna win all the money

I wanna win all the money, see ya

Alright, contestant number two?

Excuse me, but, um, my name is, um, P.A. Mase, I'm from Australia

And I'm glad, glad to be here

Okay, contestant number three?

Um, hello, my name is mmm, Plug One and um, um, let me tell you a little bit about myself

Um, I like Twizzlers and um, I like the Alligator Bob, and my favorite drama movie is Bloodsucking Freaks, just like your mama

Okay, contestant number four?

Hello, my name is Prince Paul

And I just—, I'm glad to be on the show

Thank you

Okay, now we've met our contestants, let's get to the game

I'm going to ask an amount of four questions, and you'll try to answer them correctly

Now, you out there in the audience can answer along with them

How many feathers are on a Perdue chicken?

How many fibers are intertwined in a Shredded Wheat biscuit?

What does 'Tuhs eht lleh pu' mean?

How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?

Now that we know the questions, we'll let the contestants think them over, and we'll return right after these messages