The Only Hotel in Hell

THE ONLY HOTEL IN HELL

CASTS A REEK AND AN UNHOLY SMELL

THE SUITES ALL HAVE CRISPY BURNT-UP SHEETS

AND THE BEDS ALL HAVE HORRORS TO TELL

THE RESTAURANT'S ONLY GOT WHAT YOU BRING

AND DON'T EVEN FUCK WITH THE HOUSEKEEPING

ROOM SERVICE SIMPLY DON'T EXIST

AND THE CONCIERGE IS SO PROUDLY PISSED

THE GREETER SAID HE'D MEET HER

BUT HE'S A LIAR

AND THE WAITER WAS EVEN LATER

THAN THE CHOIR THAT THEY FIRED

AT THE ONLY, THE ONLY HOTEL

THE ONLY HOTEL IN HELL

THE VALET JUST SMASHED UP MY CAR

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU AIN'T GETTIN' FAR

THE MAÎTRE D' JUST GLARES AT ME LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING TO TELL

AT THE ONLY HOTEL IN HELL

THE GREETER SAID HE'D MEET HER

BUT HE'S A LIAR

AND THE WAITER WAS EVEN LATER

THAN THE CHOIR THAT THEY FIRED

AT THE ONLY, THE ONLY HOTEL

THE ONLY HOTEL IN HELL

AT THE ONLY, THE ONLY HOTEL

THE ONLY HOTEL IN HELL