Angeline

She's got the sweetest face that I've ever seen

But what comes out of it makes me wanna scream

I wanna drink some bleach and breathe in chlorine

Angeline, you're so mean

She makes my head spin like a washing machine

One day she's interested and then she's not keen

I read about it in a magazine

Angeline, you're so mean

I'm just a sucker for her constant lies

She's not the angel that her name implies

She loves me, then she hates me and I don't know why

She's so mean, Angeline

She makes my heart race like a line of caffeine

She won't reply, but it says read on my screen

Messing with my head is her daily routine

Angeline, you're so mean

She makes me feel like I am turning fourteen

It's like Mike Tyson's punched me straight in the spleen

I wanna drench myself in gasoline

Light a match, Angeline

And when you get older, I'll be the shoulder you cry on

And when it gets dark and colder, I'll be the one with the light on

I'm just a sucker for her constant lies

She's not the angel that her name implies

She loves me, then she hates me and I don't know why

She's so mean, Angeline

Yeah, I'm just a sucker for her big brown eyes

She's got me wanting to be euthanised

She loves me, then she hates me and it's no surprise

She's so mean, Angeline

Angeline, Angeline, Angeline, you're so mean

Why do you do the things you do to me?

You know that when it gets dark and colder, I'll be the one with the light on

I'm just a sucker for her constant lies

She's not the angel that her name implies

She loves me, then she hates me and I don't know why

She's so mean, Angeline

Yeah, I'm just a sucker for her big brown eyes

She's got me wanting to be euthanised

She loves me, then she hates me and it's no surprise

She's so mean, Angeline