A Nonsense Christmas

It's the holiday remix Ah Think I only want you under my mistletoe I might change your contact to "Has a huge North Pole" You said you like my stockings better on the floor Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm gettin' coal (no) Lemme come warm you up, you been out in the snow Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "ho-ho-ho" I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me (me) You're my wish list Lookin' at you got me thinking Christmas Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good I need that Charles Dickens You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (ah) I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls, I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog I'm talkin' opposite of small, I'm talkin' big snowballs You got a new toy for me, I'm out here trimmin' the tree I caught that holiday glee, my true love gave it to me Lemme come warm you up, you been out in the snow Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "ho-ho-ho-ho" And I don't want Santa's elves (don't want) underneath this ol' tree (tree) Here's a lil' carol I wrote (yeah), it's about you and me You're my wish list (wish list) Lookin' at you got me thinking Christmas (Christmas) Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (when we're kissin') And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good I need that Charles Dickens (oh) You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. (Mrs., uh) I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas (oh) I'm talkin', I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (I'm talkin') I'm talkin', I'm talkin', nah-nah-nah (I'm talkin') Blah-blah-blah-blah (ah-ah-ah-ah) Ah I'm talkin' chestnuts (talkin') I'm talkin', I'm talkin' Look at all those presents, that's a big sack Boy, that package is too big to gift-wrap Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Chrismash" How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast Oh