Too Sad To Rock

I’M TOO SAD TO ROCK

I JUST CAN’T DO IT

AND IF I

TRIED TO DO A SONG

I COULD NOT GET THROUGH IT

I CAN’T SING SO LOUD THAT MY VOICE GETS WRECKED

AND THEN SING SOFT FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT

I DON’T HAVE THE HEART FOR IT

I DON’T HAVE THE SOUL

I’M JUST TOO SAD

TO ROCK ‘N ROLL

I’M NOT IN THE MOOD

FOR A WINDMILL POWER CHORD

AND SURFING THE CROWD

TO ME, JUST FEELS OVERBOARD

I WON’T ASK THE FANS IF THEY FEEL ALL RIGHT

LIKE “HEY, FOLKS, HOW’RE YA ALL DOIN’ TONIGHT?”

I’M JUST TOO BUMMED TO PLAY THAT SUPERSTAR ROLE

I’M JUST TOO SAD

TO ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

AND I WON’T DO A BREAKDOWN VERSE OF THE SONG

OR CLAP MY HANDS OVER MY HEAD TO GET THE CROWD TO CLAP ALONG

OR CHANGE MY OUTFIT FOR THE THIRD ENCORE

AND BRING THE BAND BACK WITH A “ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!”

I’M WORRIED ABOUT MY BROTHER AND IT’S TAKING ITS TOLL

I’M JUST TOO SAD TO ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

I’M JUST TOO SAD

TO ROCK ‘N’ ROLL

YEAH!