SUPERFICIAL THINGS

Gather round, kids, g-gather ‘round

There's one thing I learned in life, it's that only three things are c-certain:

Death, taxes, and a Gucci belt don't mean shit

Look, I don't know who Uncle Sam is

Can't do my taxes, can't spell escargot 'cause I never had it

Report card average, I was probably absent

Never heard of Hamilton until he started rapping

But that don't matter 'cause the matter of fact is:

I grew up on Nirvana, thinking Madonna's attractive

Skipping practice, blazing, playing Madden

Watchin’ Ed, Edd & Eddy on the telly, shit was classic

Like, all I need is a plain white tee

Never pull over a Polo 'cause it just ain't me, nah

All this whining over wine and some cheese

And pretty girls like it lavish, but they loving on me

See, when the going gets weird, man

The weird go pro, when the going gets weird, they go

And check it out

See, when the going gets weird, man

The weird go pro, when the going gets weird, they go

Huh, check it out

I can't change for some designer rings

I'm talking 'bout superficial things that mean nothing to me

Man, y'all love to do the most, y'all love to do the most

To get your superficial things

Fuck your superficial things, baby

"Sparkling or still?" Catch me sipping out a tap

"Wanna order hors d'oeuvres?" I'm like what the fuck is that?

(What the fuck?)

No more bated conversations, ain't engagin’ in a trap

Politicking over dinner, I just came here for a snack

No crip, no currency, my watch be CC

My Jays fugazi but I'm sexy as a motherfucker

A to B and we only play R&B

My car be older than me, still, I'm sexy as a motherfucker

All I need is a little mystique

A bit of weed just to get me through the end of the week

Been in the same jeans since like 2003

And pretty girls like it lavish, but they loving on me

See, when the going gets weird, man

The weird go pro, when the going gets weird, they go

And check it out

See, when the going gets weird, man

The weird go pro, when the going gets weird, they go

Huh, check it out

I can't change for some designer rings

I'm talking 'bout superficial things that mean nothing to me

Man, y'all love to do the most, y'all love to do the most

To get your superficial things

Fuck your superficial things, baby

I can't change for some designer rings

I'm talking 'bout superficial things that mean nothing to me

Man, y'all love to do the most, y'all love to do the most

To get your superficial things

Fuck your superficial things, baby