What Am I Doing Now?

I yearn to know,

In which direction your heart will go.

I can't explain,

The things I choose do which cause you pleasure or pain.

It's apparent that the fair sex,

Has a secret code that we might never break.

So, I'm asking you to tell me after

Each and every little lover’s mistake.

What am I doing now?

Can I try to make it up to you again somehow?

What am I doing now?

Now! Now! Now!

 

But think at night,

When you want to cwtch up nice and tight.

I know you'll find,

I can satisfy your needs I can calm your mind.

So don't sulk don't pout,

Or think of me as someone you could do without.

And I will seek a means to find,

Just what the hell is going on inside your mind… and I will ask you.

What am I doing now?

Have I killed and cooked and served another sacred cow?

What am I doing now?

Now! Now! Now!

 

What am I doing now?

I need that information for this latest row.

What am I doing now?

Now! Now! Now!

 

So, I need to know,

In which direction your heart will go.

I can't explain,

How the things I say to you provokes that grimace of pain.

Okay you win,

I will never quite read what mood you are in.

Sleep tight, alright,

I will never try to argue or put up a fight… but will ask you.

 

What am I doing now?

Have I failed to recognise you are the cat’s miaow?

What am I doing now?