Music Video
Music Video
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Jonathan James Getzschman
Drum Machine
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jonathan James Getzschman
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jonathan James Getzschman
Executive Producer
Lyrics
Vertacular, skater vernacular
Not for every blader, a hater spectacular
Massive handrails are extracurracular
Passive bails, better than lunching your sacular
Skatelite riders, skate quite higher
Wheel biters tend to generate slight fire
Caveman sliders are instinct deniers, but
No riser misers guarantee trip wires
Skate betties who skate are heady
Steady as she goes, and gently, deadly
Medleys of everready lines are heavy, and it's
Tempting to veg on anything but veggies
President Hawk leads the boardroom talk
He skidanked his legs, but can still air walk
Healed with homie hype, no balks
Anarchist monopolists bought the blocks
Your up against gravity hacks, do the math
Stuck up activists who prove the path
Speed wobbles suck, some drugs are bad
Karens don't care, honeybadgers laugh
Yearning to turn that exclusive course
Learning curves by using the force
Lose your computing when improving scores, like
Cooler duty, Chop Louie doing chores
All of these mates on training grounds
Sponsor me tapes still making the rounds
From Southern Cal to Puget Sound
Mecca, Medina and Houston bound
Any idea, they have to tackle
Many might see 'em as manic rascals
Every night dreaming 'bout radical passels
Apple dapples keep the doctor less hassled
Sick, you did what I wish I could, not
Bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good
Daps when you break your bones on the wood
Maps to the skaters, Holmes in the hood
Get those 900s landed by midday
I want footy on my desk by this evening
Get your content up brothers, no excuses
Snoochie boochies. All good? Gucci
Written by: Jonathan James Getzschman
