Think Of Meryl Streep

I feel like such a fool!

I could just die!

Oh I could just-!

(Gasp)

That's it!

Remember this emotion

Remember this emotion!

(Sung)

Think of how to use it

Use it on the stage

Think of Katherine Hepburn

Think of Gerry Page

Think of all the feelings

Wasted on this creep

Think of how you could use them

Think of Meryl Streep

Why should I go crazy?

Spilling out my guts?

Make a big explosion?

Go completely nuts?

These are my emotions

Mine alone to keep

I know I could use them

Think of Meryl Streep

Inside me there's a world of color and light

Nothing has to be wrong

Nothing has to be right

Inside me are treasures that glow

An actress's job is to know what she's willing to show

And then hide all the rest so no-one's the wiser

Save up all the best, like Midas the miser

Keep every moment under control

Always in charge, playing a role

Smile and shrug your shoulders

Make believe it's fine

Come up with an answer

Or a witty line

Though your heart is breaking

Never start to weep

Someday you can use it

Someday you can use it

Someday you can use it

Think of Meryl Streep

(Spoken)

Oh, I could just kill him!