Pest

You've been running around with your head stuck in the air

Oh God, I never thought I'd meet someone who's quite so unaware

You wore the ear off me last night about all the arguments you've won

And I thought then and there, you're awful

I won't stop until you're done

I heard you're into tarot cards

I heard you're into flashy cars

You got a tattoo of Karl Marx

Paid for on daddy's credit card

I heard you met Keanu Reeves

Back at some spiritual retreat

Oh, please tell me more

I've been sent to catch you

And take you away

I put a bear trap in the bathroom

Now, I sit here and wait

Who's letting you loose?

Who knows what you'll do, oh God

You're a pest and you must be stopped

You must be

You must be

You're a ketamine machine

You're a politician's dream

Never known a consequence

Only friends with apologists

In my nightmare blunt rotation

Quote Bukowski to your plaything

And I hate to interrupt

But I've been sent to catch you

And take you away

I've got an order from the council

To put you in your place

I've been sent to catch you

And take you away

I put a bear trap in the bathroom

Now I sit here and wait

Who's letting you loose

Who knows what you'll do, oh God

You're a pest and you must be stopped

You must be

You must be

If you've got one of these in your house

Call me and I'll, I will come get it out

If you've got one of these in your house

Call me and I'll, I will come get it out