The Pound

The Pound has been called to get you Donald

Do you hear the ominous drumming?

The Cranky Yankee gets a Spanky

Because The Pound is coming!

At the park there's a very bad dog running all around

Biting all the people and pooping all over the ground

Eventually folks had enough and called for The Pound

A cheapskate at the market scoping deals to be found

Saw the low price tag his smug smirk did abound

But it wasn't priced per kilogram it was sold by The Pound

The Pound has been called to get you Donald

Do you hear the ominous drumming?

The Cranky Yankee gets a Spanky

Because The Pound is coming!

A cocky fighter taunts his opponent making insulting sounds

Overconfidently proclaiming: you won't even last two rounds

But his ego received some pummeling when his face received The Pound

An American executive in the Monarch's vault attempts to swipe some cash

Thinking he would be rich after annexing their stash

Then the market crashed and he was hit by The Pound's lash

The Pound has been called to get you Donald

Do you hear the ominous drumming?

The Cranky Yankee gets a Spanky

Because The Pound is coming!

A white collar conman sells lies wrapped in red and blue

Says he's here to save us but we all know it's not true

When the walls come crashing down he'll meet The Pound too

The Pound has been called to get you Donald

Do you hear the ominous drumming?

The Cranky Yankee gets a Spanky

Because The Pound is coming!