She's My Best Friend

She's my best friend

Certainly, not the average girl

She's my best friend

Understands me when I'm falling down, down, down

Oh, it hurts to be that way

Oh, it hurts to know I'm that kind of fellow

Here's the newspaper, Joe

Dropped his teeth on the floor

Caught his hand in the door

I guess that's the way the news go

If you wanna see me

I'm sorry, but I'm not around

If you wanna hear me

Turn around by the window where the light is

She's my best friend

Better than a dog or cat

She's my best friend

Understands me when I'm falling down, down, down

Oh, it hurts to be that way

Oh, it hurts when you know I'm that kind of fellow

Here's the mulberry, Jane

She made jam when she came

Somebody cut off her feet

And now, jelly rolls in the street

If you wanna see me

I'm sorry, but I'm not around

If you want to be me

Turn around by the window where the light is

She's my best friend

Certainly, not the average girl

She's my best friend

Understands me when I'm falling

Falling down, falling down

Falling down, falling down

Falling down, falling down