Dollar Store

Well, I never really had a lot of money in the bank

It's hard to pay the mortgage and fill the gas tank

That's why I want to take a little time to thank

Thank God for the dollar store

If you wanna buy cheap stuff, you're in luck

Fill up the cart and go dump it in the truck

It's the place that you go if you only got a buck

Thank God for the dollar store

Well I got baby wipes, I got a baby rattle

Gum in a pack and a ping-pong paddle

S.O.S. pads and a box of Fiddle Faddle

Thank God for the dollar store, yeah

Yeah, you can buy shampoo, cheap blue jeans

Peanut butter crackers and a can of beans

You can feed a whole family for not a lot of green

Thank God for the dollar store

And you can buy a rake or a garden gnome

Dog food, fingernail polish, and a comb

And the toys always break by the time you get 'em home

Thank God for the dollar store

Well, I got me a knife, I got some popsicles

A ring for my wife and a big jar of pickles

You'd be amazed what you get for 20 nickels

Thank God for the dollar store

I said, you'd be amazed what you get for 20 nickels

Woo-hoo, thank God for the dollar store, yeah!