A Day in Falsettoland

A day in Falsettoland Dr. Mendel at work I don't get it I don't understand In the '60s, everyone had heart In the '60s, we were all a part of the same team In the '60s, we had a new world to start Could this– Oh God, don't say it is– Could this be the new world we started? Here I sit, brokenhearted and You go out on the street And there's all these people asking for a handout. Then you go home You open your mail, and it's full of people asking for a donation Then, you turn on the TV And there's pictures of starving children in Ethiopia And how does that make you feel, Diane? Caroline Caroline? Yes, my name is Caroline My God! I don't get it I've been left behind Half my patients: Yuppie pagans Modeled on the Ronald Reagans Now the world is too pathetic And I don't get it at all Now that I got the promotion Can I finally stop sleeping with my boss? Time's up! You always do this! At least there's Trina at home Trina in bed Trina obsessing And sort of caressing My head with her feet I once thought it was sweet But I don't anymore Now I just snore 'Cause I'm so exhausted Listening to these yuppie farts complain Listening as their shallow hearts explain Their lives Trina works it out Marvin's back with Whizzer Just like how it was If I don't like Whizzer It's because my ex sure does Why should that upset me? Sometimes I'm a lout Mendel serenades, and Jason calms me Why should I be wilting When their precious love is not in doubt? Work it out! The neighbors relax after work How was your day at the hospital? Unbelievable What is that smell? Nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine I've been practicing Cuisine, bar mitzvah, nouvelle Hi, honey Well...? Hi, honey How was your day? It was terrible Did you hear that Marvin's back with Whizzer? Marvin's back with Whizzer! Drop it, sweetheart Give it up You know I love you What's the matter, Trina darling? I don't get it Why can't you let go? Maybe in a mile, I'll be okay I'll be happy when we finally have this bar mitzvah Isn't it enough I want you every night? Who? Every other night? Me? Every third night? Hm Okay, let's drop it Everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everything will be alright How was your day At the hospital? It was wonderful For the first time in months Nobody died Yay? There were just Heart attacks and gallstones Light bulbs up the ass Fake appendicitis which was gas Which I diagnosed People overdosed and I saved them I saved young people, old people One priest and one high school principal Saving lives, I feel invincible Yes I do Do you know how great my life is? Do you know how great my life is? Saving lives and loving you You save lives and I save chicken fat I can't fucking deal with that! Do you know how great my life is? Yes, I know how great your life is (Everything will be alright) Do you know how great my life is? Yes, I know how great your life is (Everything will be alright) Do you know how great my life is? Yes, I know how great your life is Saving lives (Everything will be alright) And loving you Ha It bounced twice No, it didn't Yeah, once, then twice You know it did That's not nice No, it isn't But you're a pain in the ass You're a beast But, at least When you play me, you win You give up I perspire Where's the heat? Where's the fire? Used to be you desire To fight! So fight! So play! One-two-three-four! One-two-three-four! One-two-three-four! One-two-three-four! One-two-three-four! One-two-three-four! One-two-three-four! One-two-three-four! Lucky dink! I'm finessing Something stinks in how you play Don't you think it's a blessing I'm so pathetically bad? Just stay back Serve with force I'll attack And, of course I will win Just give in To bliss And kiss Let's go! Do you know? All I want Is you Anything you do Is all right Yes, it's all right Do you know? All I want is You Down the alley High lob Low drive Ceiling shot Into the corner Four walls Dink What? What? Hit your shoe No, it didn't Yes it did The game is through That's not nice No, it isn't God, you're a pain in the ass Play it raw Don't play pretty Sex and games In New York City Have got to be played with flair And passion And passion and flair Do you know All I want is you? Anything you do Is alright Yes it's alright Do you know how great my life is? Do you know how great my life is? Everything will be alright! Everything will be alright! Everything will be alright! Everything will Everything will Feel alright for the rest of your life! Feel alright for the rest of your life! Feel alright for the rest of your life! Feel alright for the rest of your life! Feel alright Feel alright Feel alright for the rest of your life! Feel alright for the rest of your life! Feel alright for the rest of your Rest of your Everything will be alright!