Gotta Be This or That

If it ain't fast, it's slow

If it ain't yes, it's no

If it ain't high, it's low

Gotta be this or that

If it ain't black, it's white

If it ain't dull, it's bright

If it ain't day, it's night

Gotta be this or that

If it ain't sis, you can't miss

It's got to be your brother

Can't you see? It's gotta be

One way or the other

If it ain't cold, it's hot

If it ain't war, it's what?

If you don't spend, you've got

Gotta be this or that

If you ain't wrong, you're right

If it ain't dark, it's light

If you ain't sure, you might

It's gotta be this or that

If it ain't dry, it's wet

If you don't have, you get

If it ain't gross, it's net

It's gotta be this or that

If it ain't sis, you can't miss

It's got to be your brother

Can't you see? It's got to be

One way or the other

If it ain't full, it's blank

If you don't spend, you bank

If it ain't Dee, it's Frank

Gotta be this or that