A Man Doesn't Know (Reprise)

Alright Joe

(Say things to me Meg)

We've had our little joke

(Things about us)

A woman doesn't know what she has

(What about the world series Joe?)

Until she loses it

(We don't wanna miss that, do we?)

When a woman has the love of a man

(Look Joe, it was a mean trick to turn ya back)

(It was an impulse, and I regret it)

She abuses it

(All your dear palls will think you welshed on them)

I didn't know what I had when I had my old love

(Joe, look Joe, it was my fault)

(But I'll make amends)

(You can show up tomorrow Joe)

I didn't know what I had 'til I said "Goodbye, old love"

(And you can be Joe Hardy again, and you can win the world series)

(You can be a hero)

(I'll do right by ya Joe)

Yes, a woman doesn't know what he has

(Be reasonable Joe)

'Til it is no longer around

(I'm your friend)

(Your buddy)

(You know how much I like ya Joe)

But the happy thought is, whatever it is she's lost

(Listen to me you wife-lovin' louse, you belong to me)

May some day once again be found

(Ya crook, ya thief, ya two-timing, false-lay swindler)

(Ya robbed me!)