Talkin' to the Wrong Man

Hey daddy

I've got a problem

Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride

And the way she

Touched my hand, dad

I got this funny feeling deep inside

So I leaned over and I kissed her

I put my arms around her and then

Well she reached up and she slapped me

She said, "You're just like all the other men"

Son you're talkin' to the wrong man

If you wanna know what girls are all about

You're talkin' to the wrong man

I still ain't got your momma figured out

By the way son

I've got a problem

I wonder could you talk with me a while

See lately, your momma, she ignores me

Hardly ever gives me a little smile

So I was thinkin'

Maybe you could show me

The way you younger fellas comb your hair

Think I need to change my style son

Could you show me something really cool to wear?

Dad you're talking to the wrong man

If you wanna know what girls are all about

You're talkin' to the wrong man

Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out

So I guess we'll just go fishin'

Maybe head out to that old golf course today

Amen

When our buddies ask us about women

I think I know exactly what we'll say

"Boys you're talking to the wrong men

If you wanna know what girls are all about

You're talkin' to the wrong men

Still ain't got them women figured out

Still ain't got them women figured out"