Ayy, fellas, here's a letter from a girl named Mary

Who wants to know what you like to do in your spare time

Now, you can tell her if you promise to do it nicely

(Okay, great, sure) Simon?

I like to play baseball (Theodore)

I like to go swimmin'

We like to watch movies (Alvin?)

With pretty women

We like to play hopscotch

And ping-pong too

But we don't like to clean the house

Scrub the floor, do you?

We like to have lots of fun

And sing these songs for you

(Very good, boys, what else do you like to do?)

We like to play football

We like to ride ponies

We like to go bowlin'

With pretty women

We like to watch Chester, Mr. Dillon

But we don't like to mow the lawn, rake the leaves, do you?

We like to have lots of fun

And sing these songs for you

I like to break dishes (I knew it)

And fight with the squirrels (Alvin)

I like to pull pigtails (Alvin)

When they're on girls (Alvin!)

We like to eat candy (Simon, Theodore)

And talk in school (Alvin, just a minute, you)

But we don't like to study much, arithmetic makes me sick

Alvin, what do you mean, you like to fight with (we like to have lots of fun)

Squirrels and pull pigtails on girls? (And sing these songs for you)

And arithmetic makes you