Country Ain't Never Been Pretty

Her high heels on the red carpet Her perfect hair blowing in the wind With her designer jeans and fake eyelashes Crooning "thanks y'all" to the crowd between the flashes She may be singing 'bout the country Puttin' out the hits But those boots sure never stepped in horseshit So thank God she lives in the city 'Cause country ain't never been pretty Hear the rooster crow at the crack of dawn You've already been at it for hours You're thankful there's no cameras 'Cause you make an awful face The first sit in a cold tractor seat just can't be done with grace Instead of hairspray and curls You got hay and dirt Slammed your unpainted nails into a barn door But It's alright to look kinda shitty 'Cause country ain't never been pretty So simply as it seems, who needs brand-name jeans? Your man's hands are gonna cover the label anyways, woo Country ain't never been pretty And that's alright 'Cause if your heads on straight, your hair will be fine You might not get it at first, but you'll come around And see, your legs look great with both feet on the ground All right Please stop me if you get it already Country ain't never been pretty You can spend eight hours at the gym every day But then who would bale the hay? You could iron your shirt and polish your boots But then you may as well go put on a suit The glitter and glamour, the fortune and fame The sugar-free soy vanilla lattes Leave all that to the folks in the city 'Cause country ain't never been pretty It's easier than you think Just buy a round of drinks Beer goggles are cheaper than Gucci glasses anyway Woo! Country ain't never been pretty, and that's alright 'Cause if your head's on straight, your hair will be fine You might not get it at first, but you'll come around And see your legs look great with both feet on the ground All right Please stop me if you get it already If you've heard anything I've said in this ditty I'll say it plain, I'm not trying to be witty Country ain't never been pretty