Haunted House of Rock

Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet

The last building to your left on a dead end street

You'll find skeleton bones outside in the pavement

And torture chambers down in the basement

Cobwebs hanging over your head

Music being played by the Grateful Dead

And spinning on the turntables back to back

Is no other than my main man, Wolfman Jack

The emcee of the night, rapping to the tunes

Was the creature from the Black Lagoon

There's a sign on the door that can't be missed

It reads, enter, but at your own risk

'Cause people been reported going in the haunted house

But never again seen coming out

You ask me if it's true, I'll leave it up to you

Here's and invite, I hope I see you tonight

We sent out invitations for weeks and weeks

We invited in all kinds of creeps

Like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

The Adams family and the Monster Five

The Invisible Man, where could he be?

We know he got inside the party free

One of these days, they're gonna catch him red handed

If not for sneaking in free for being a booty bandit

The bartender was cute, but kinda hairy

And Dracula was killing those bloody mary's

He got drunk as a skunk, started trouble all night

But everybody knew his bark was bigger than his bite

It was the only place for you to be

The first two hundred witches in the party were free

And all was well until the clock struck twelve

Everybody jumped up and started raising hell

They were screaming, they were breaking and foaming at the mouth

Juts minor side effects of the haunted house

You'll have haunted dreams all in your sleep

You'll be tossing and turning to the funky beat

Frankenstein was there with some crazy looking chick

I think he said her name was Voodoo on a stick

She had a big fat head and a skinny body

I wouldn't be caught with her alone that's known at a party

Igor was there with the monster crew

I seen everybody there except you

Why didn't you come, weren't you prepared?

Or could it be that you were scared?

It's just not fair that you couldn't be there

Because you really missed a lot, I'm telling you

We really brought the place down

At the Haunted House of Rock

Jalil, where'd you go?

Quiet, man

Can't you see I'm trying to sneak outta here?

Word, man, let's break out

This place is crazy

I'm hip

Go have to see which way you gon' run, man

This way or that way?

Yo, man, let's just get outta here

Don't make no difference which way we run

Yes, it do

Why?

Because I don't want to run over you