Army Song

Johnny joined up and Jimmy was there

And George got a sergeant's rating

Don't give your right name, the army don't care

And the life is so fascinating

Let's all go barmy, live off the army

See the world we never saw

If we get feeling down

We wander into town

And if the population

Should greet us with indignation

We chop 'em to bits because we like our hamburgers raw!

Johnny drank up 'til his gut caved in

And Jimmy did not drink tea

And George replied with a right to the chin

For the army is just a pink tea

Let's all go barmy, live off the army

See the world we never saw

If we get feeling down

We wander into town

And if the population

Should greet us with indignation

We chop 'em to bits because we like our hamburgers raw!

Johnny is missing, Jimmy is dead

And George went crazy shooting

But blood is blood and red is red

And the army is still recruiting

Let's all go barmy, live off the army

See the world we never saw

If we get feeling down

We wander into town

And if the population

Should greet us with indignation

We chop 'em to bits because we like our hamburgers raw!