Stoned Is the Way of the Walk

Stoned is the way of the walk

Stoned is the way of the walk

Well it's the Alley Cat puffin' on a hootie rat

Some think I'm a criminal but yo, I ain't all of that

Hit ya with the baseball bat and you want to ill though

Want to mess around? You get popped on the hill, bro

Kick it like a steel toe, real slow, hits from the bong

Make me feel like Cheech and I'm kickin' it with Chong

Just like Cheech and Chong, frontin' with ice cream

Cypress hill is here to give you a nice dream

Speak it like a rolla and you know it's rolled tightly

I'm like the funky beat so why ya tryin' to fight me?

Pigs often site me, that's not polite G

And any hour of the day, you know I might be harassed by a pig real fast

They want to Rodney King me, always tryin' to crown my ass

Ain't got no class

I hit they ass like the Buddha  that's stinky

They want to scruff but they're just so rinky dinky

I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk

Sen gots the Philly and he's gonna light the blunt

Sippin' that Teca', foo', makes me go cuckoo

Somethin' like loco then I turn into this loocoo

Bringin' the beta, yeah, now the funk's risin'

Got the beta bass and the nasal highs and

As I kick a trip it comin' straight from my sinus

Crazy nasal vocals cannot make the hotties loco

I remember sister Maggie, breasts were kinda saggy

Used to sell me buddha outta fucked up little baggies

Honeyed up a twenty even when I had no money

She said pay me with some latin dick, sonny

Never went out and I don't think I'm gonna

Just for some buddah, she wanted me to bone her

Demeaning, you think you know what I meanin'?

I got somethin' for the hoes to be schemin' on

The Buddha really take a trip to Hooterville

I'll throw ya out the door of my big blue Seville

Then light another joint

This ain't no exploitation

For we are the ones stonin' in the ways of the masters

Stoned is the way of the walk

Stoned is the way of the walk

Stoned is the way of the walk

Stoned is the way of the walk

Hit they ass, hit they ass

Light the Buddha, get stinky