Dinah-Moe Humm

I couldn't say where she's comin' from

But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say, "Look here, bum

I got a forty-dollar bill say you can't make me cum

You just can't do it"

She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb

She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum

But I knew right away she was really gonna cum

So I got down to it

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb

And applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb

But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from?

I done spent three hours

And I ain't got a crumb

From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe

From the Dinah-Moe Humm

Got a spot that gets me hot, ow

And you ain't been to it

(No, no, no, no)

Got a spot that gets me hot, ow

And you ain't been to it

(No, no, no)

Got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

(No, no-no, no, no)

Got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

'Cause I can't get into it

Unless I get out of it

And I gotta get out of it

Before I get into it

'Cause I never get into it

Unless I get out of it

And I gotta be out of it

To get myself into it

She looked over at me with a glazed eye

And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area

And she said

"Just get me wasted

And you're half-way there

'Cause if my mind's tore up

Then my body don't care"

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin

And said, "My-my-my

What sort of thing

Might this lady get high upon?"

I checked out her sister

Who was holdin' the bet

And wondered what kind of trip

The young lady was on

The forty-dollar bill didn't matter no more

When her sister got naked and laid on the floor

She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet

But she could use a little, if I wasn't done yet

I told her

"Just because the sun

Want a place in the sky

No reason to assume

I wouldn't give her a try"

So I pulled on her hair

Got her legs in the air

And asked if she had any cooties in there

Whaddya mean, cooties?

No cooties on me

She was buns-up kneelin'

(Buns up)

I was wheelin' and dealin'

(Wheelin' and dealin' and, ooh)

She surrender to the feeling

(She sweetly surrendered)

And she started in to squealin'

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed

With her lips just a-twitchin' and her face gone red

Some drool rollin' down

From the edge of her chin

While she spied the condition

Her sister was in

She quivered and quaked

And clutched at herself

While her sister made a joke

About her mental health

Till Dinah-Moe finally

Did give in

But I told her

All she really needed

Was some discipline

Kiss my aura, Dora

Mmm, it's real angora

Would y'all like some more-a?

Right here on the flora?

And how 'bout you, Fauna?

Y'wanna?

Mmm, sound like you're chokin' on something

Did you say you want some more?

Well, here's some more

Oh, baby

Oh, sure, look

Do you think I could interest you

In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Mmm, tweezers

Wait a minute, lemme sterilize 'em

Gimme your lighter

I couldn't say where she's comin' from

But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She strolled on over, said, "Look here, bum

I got a forty-dollar bill say, you can't make me cum

You just can't do it"

I whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb

And applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb

And you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm

Some Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe

Dinah-Moe

Some Dinah-Moe

And a little Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And a little Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And some Dinah-Moe

And a Dinah-Moe again