Serial Killer

Ted Bundy had a girlfriend

A lot of bad guys do

I wonder how he kept his secrets hidden

And if I can really trust you

So far, you haven't murdered me

But there's a first time for everything, I know

Is it anxiety or intuition

Telling me I'd be safer alone?

You're not my type

Because you're so nice to me all the time

You remember my birthday, and you're a really good kisser

I'm still scared I'm gonna find out you're a serial killer

Serial killer, oh, oh

Serial killer, oh

Serial killer, oh, oh

Serial killer, oh

What if I wake up in a bathtub full of ice

With my heart cut out?

I'm terrified of the world outside

People, places, things, I'm afraid of nouns

And you're not my type

Because you're so nice to me all the time

You remember my middle name, and you're a pretty good listener

I'm still scared I'm gonna find out you're a serial killer

Serial killer, oh, oh

Serial killer, oh

Serial killer, oh, oh

Serial killer, oh

I'm afraid this could get bloody

I'm not used to warm and fuzzy

I still flinch when you touch me

I'm suspicious 'cause you love me

What if you're too good to be true, and I open up to you?

There must be something wrong with you

Something wrong with you

'Cause you're not my type

You're too damn nice to me all the time

None of your exes are floating face down in the river

But I'm still scared I'm gonna find out you're a serial killer

Serial killer, oh, oh

Serial killer, oh

Serial killer, oh, oh

Serial killer, oh

You remember my birthday, and you're a really good kisser

Honestly, I'm more likely to be the serial killer