The Perfect Excuse

They're asking a lot, not much I can do

But that's alright, I've got, I've got the perfect excuse

That's hitting the spot, it follows the queues

Illicit response, resting the perfect excuse

F it, lose the pox, you'd rather just muse

In jacket and socks, waiting for the perfect excuse

Couldn't get it right this time, so I'm not gonna try

Couldn't get it right this time, so what's the use

Couldn't get it right this time, so I'm not gonna try

Couldn't get it right this time, but I've got the perfect excuse

Now end it just 'cause and watch war ensues

You're always on top, protected by the perfect excuse

If you died and we'd flock when you cover the pews

Of the people you've got listening to your perfect excuse

Couldn't get it right this time, so I'm not gonna try

Couldn't get it right this time, so what's the use?

Couldn't get it right this time, so I'm not gonna try

Couldn't get it right this time, but I've got the perfect excuse

I've got the perfect excuse

I've got the perfect excuse