Of Thee I Sing: Some Girls Can Bake a Pie

Some girls can bake a pie

Made up of prunes and quinces

Some make an oyster fry

Others are good at blintzes

Some lovely girls have done

Wonders with turkey stuffin's

But I have found the one

Who can really make corn muffins

Who cares about corn muffins?

All I demand is justice

Some girls can bake a pie (Corn muffins)

Though other girls are good at turkey stuffin's

Made up of prunes and quinces (She takes the cake)

For she can bake corn muffins

Some make (Corn muffins)

An oyster fry (He's not to blame for falling) (I'm the winner)

If she's able to

Others are good (To serve them at) (She is a little)

At blintzes (His table) (Sinner)

Some lovely girls (They should be happy) (Come)

Have done (Night and day) (Make)

Wonders with (They'll make a couple) (Your)

Turkey stuffins' (So delightful) (Mind up)

But I have found (When two agree) (I)

The one (On corn muffins) (Not she)

Who can really make (Their marriage is) (Is the one who's really)

Corn muffins (Only rightful) (Signed up)

Great! Great!

It really must be fate

We must declare these muffins

The best we ever ate!

There's none but Mary Turner

Could ever be his mate

There's none but Mary Turner

Could ever be his mate

There's none but Mary Turner

Could ever be his mate

There's none but Mary Turner

Could ever be his mate

There's none but Mary Turner

Could ever be his mate

There's none but Mary Turner

Could ever be his mate

Let's all rejoice!