Let 'Em Eat Cake: First Lady and First Gent

Our future looks colossal and terrific

Why not?

If you can find the courage to be mine

Why not?

We'll rule from the Atlantic to Pacific

Why not?

If we get both our forces to combine

Of course, you know your past is rather shady

Why not?

But then we two have so much on the ball

We really ought to be First Gent and Lady

The soldiers and the sailors all at our beck and call

And so we've got the wherewithal

If you'll tie up with me

Boy, we'll make history

With no one stopping us

Believe you me, there's no topping us

We'll be First Lady and First Gent

We'll be the country's toast

And rule from coast to coast

Without legality

But that's just a technicality

Let's be First Lady and First Gent

A new regime and combination

The greatest team in all creation

First Lady and First Gent

That suits our temperament

Life will be so grand

When we both rule the land!