The Last Thing I Need Is You

Oh hell, what a glorious day it's been

Oh Lord, look at the mess I'm in

My car broke down, so I waited for a shuttle bus

It never came, instead I got the rain

I broke a heel, I chipped a nail

I lost the dog, how could I feel?

On days like these, on days like these

The last thing I need is you

And your black-and-white views

Pushing me over

Making a bad day worse

What are you, a curse?

Hey, why can't you see?

On days like these

The last thing I need is

Gee-whiz, what a barrel of fun it's been

Oh yeah, laugh at the mess I'm in

Hey, hey, what a trippy, odd place to be

The doctor said that it's not good for me

I broke a tooth, I torn my shirt

I lost the zip of my favorite skirt

Then you told me that I was a bore in bed

The last thing I need is you

And your black-and-white views

Pushing me over

Making a bad day worse

What are you, a curse?

Hey, why can't you see?

On days like these

The last thing I need is

Pa-pa, pa-pa-pa

Pa-pa, pa-pa-pa

Pa-pa, pa-pa-pa

Pa-pa, pa-pa-pa

The last thing I need is you

And your black-and-white views

Pushing me over

Making a bad day worse

What are you, a curse?

Hey, why can't you see?

When I'm in a rush

Or lost in a queue

When I need a break

The last thing I need is