When Panthers Roamed In Arkansas

I miss Elvis in the movies

With his dyed black hair

Wish that I could find an ice cold

Double Cola somewhere

If I had a time machine

I'd go back when panthers roamed in Arkansas

And buffalo made their home in Tennessee

Every afternoon I'd watch

Dark Shadows on TV

Scared to death that Barnabas

Would take a bite of me

If I were a vampire

I'd fly back when panthers roamed in Arkansas

And buffalo made their home in Tennessee

Frogs are disappearing

Through the ozone hole

I can't find one song I like

On the radio

They didn't have these problems

Way back when panthers roamed in Arkansas

And buffalo made their home in Tennessee

If I knew a genie

We could live when panthers roamed in Arkansas

And buffalo made their home in Tennessee