Heaven Is a Halfpipe (If I Die)

If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now Heaven would be a DJ spinning dub all night long

And Heaven would be just kicking back with Jesus packing my bong

And if you don't believe in Jesus, then Muhammad or Buddha, too

And while the world is warring, we just sit back and laugh at you, sing

If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of Heaven, they see those pearly gates

But I looked a little closer and there's a sign that says "Do not skate"

So if you wanna come to my heaven where we all gonna have a ball

And everyone you know is welcome 'cause we got no gates or walls, singing

If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit

Without the man fucking with it

Then I got to the gate

Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate

"I'm sorry, friend, you can't come in

You got a list here that doesn't end"

You're mad 'cause I smoked dope?

You teaching any classes in how to cope?

I find a place to rest my head

I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead

Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87

We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven

You think I really care that I missed biology?

Got my education in stale fishology

With all your rules, you gots to chill

I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill

Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills

Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

Heaven is a halfpipe

'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit

Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake

At least in Heaven I can skate

Heaven is a halfpipe

'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit

Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake

Old Skool Air, Method Air

Judo Air, Frontside Air

At least in Heaven I can skate

I don't care, no, I don't care

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

'Cause right now on Earth, I can't do shit

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

Without the man fucking with it