The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doin' anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin' up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doin' anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan

Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gon' tell me I can't

Nah, I'll be loungin' on the couch just chillin' in my Snuggie

Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie

'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin' man

Oh, yes, I said it

I said it, I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doin' anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin' up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doin' anything

Nothing at all

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo

Nothing at all

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X

Meet a really nice girl

Have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out, this is great (Oh my God, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry, Pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh-oh-oh

Yes, I said it

I said it, I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doin' anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin' up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

'Cause I ain't goin' anywhere

No-no-no-no

No-no-no-no-no, oh

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

And let everything hang loose

Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah

Oh

Today I don't feel like doin' anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like pickin' up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear, I'm not doin' anything

Nothing at all

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo

Nothing at all

Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, hoo

Nothing at all