Tell Me Easter's on Friday

Shrinking like a pygmy

Flinching like a warrior

Passive from prediction

Confirming of a somebody you

Ask him for an invite

He'll fix an invitation

I want someone to steal from

Anyone but probably you

Tell me Easter's on Friday and I'll splint my hips

Tell me Easter's on Friday and I'll bruise my lips

And if I must be frank, well, I must be tone deaf

Tell me Easter's adjourned

Tell me why, when and where

Tell me Easter's adjourned

I'll meet you halfway there

I'll meet you

Be a dignitary

Call me by my surname

Isn't it inconsiderate

Could it be or should it be felt?

If I see you angry

It makes me want to kiss you

Massive contradiction

Confirming of a somebody you

Tell me Easter's on Friday and I'll splint my hips

Tell me Easter's on Friday and I'll bruise my lips

And if I must be frank, well, I must be tone deaf

Tell me Easter's adjourned

Tell me why, when and where

Tell me Easter's adjourned

I'll meet you halfway there

I'll meet you, I'll meet you

If I see you angry

It makes me want to kiss you

Massive contradiction

Confirming all that's somebody you

Tell me Easter's on Friday and I'll splint my hips

Tell me Easter's on Friday and I'll bruise my lips

And if i must be frank, well, I must be tone deaf

Tell me Easter's a drag adjourned

Tell me why, when and where