Old Enough

Picture-perfect descriptions are hard

No zits or facial hair, plus she's smart

Watch out, you'll get snowblind from her teeth

She's got a giggle, so infectious, you'll squirm like a kid

If our tongues could bond, that'd be such a trip, yeah-yeah (such a trip)

I'm old enough to dress myself (enough to dress myself)

Dazed and abused by these past teenage years

So I asked her, "Did you see the show?" (see the show)

(Chrisean Rock sucks, man, I'm into Devo) here's a demo

Allow me to jog your memory

Last term, both took French and biology

Sat right behind you (the kid who fainted?)

That was me, yeah-yeah (that was me, yeah-yeah)

I'm old enough to dress myself (enough to dress myself)

Dazed and abused by these past teenage years

I know it all, sounds rather lush

But won't you wear my ring to school 'cause

I'm the one who (he's the one who)

I'm the one who (who really wants you)

I'm the one who'd give his last Rolo to you!

I'm the one who (he's the one who)

I'm the one who (who really wants you)

Won't pee in your shower or beat you up when I come home, unfeasibly drunk

I'm old enough to dress myself (enough to dress myself)

Dazed and abused, by these past teenage years

I know it all, sounds rather lush

But won't you wear my ring?