Peed in the Pool (Variation)

I grind my teeth, and I peed in the pool

And I'm more into guidelines and less into rules

And I, I always eat till I'm far too full

We went to lunch when I

Found my first gray hair and

I'm not into Sci-fi

And I know you know that I'm just pretending to care

And I'm never sure where I'm going

Until I'm there

And I'm learning to be graceful

And I'm always chasing calm

And I keep running into door frames

Instead of into your arms

And I never quite managed to

Color inside the lines

And I'm always in a hurry

And I never arrive anywhere on time

And I didn't know February had an extra R

Till I was twenty-five

But I'm learning to be graceful

And I'm always chasing calm

I keep running into door frames

Instead of into your arms

And I'm learning to be graceful

And I'm always chasing calm

And I never seem to get there

But it's yet to do me much harm

Oh, oh well that's it

Just give me a good sunset

And I wouldn't say no to hot chips

(Who would say no to hot chips?)

Oh, oh well that's it

Gonna listen a little more

And worry just a little bit

And I'm learning to be graceful

And I'm always chasing calm

And I keep running into door frames

Instead of into your arms

And I'm learning to be graceful

And I'm always chasing calm

But I never seem to get there

And it's yet to do me much harm