30

I used to run for miles, I used to ride my bike

I used to wake up with a smile and go to bed at night with a dream, ah

Now I'm turning 30, no!

I used to be the young one, got used to meeting people

Who weren't used to meeting someone who was born in 1990

No way! Yeah, I was born in 1990

Now I'm turning thirty

God, God damn it!

I'm

Turning 30, turning 30

Turning 30, turning 30

Turning

Turning 30, turning 30

Turning 30, turning 30

30

Turning 30, turning 30

Turning 30, turning 30

I'm turning 30

Turning 30, turning 30

Turning 30, turning 30

When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam

When I was 27, I built a birdhouse with my mom

Oh, fuck, how am I 30?

I used to make fun of the boomers, in retrospect, a bit too much

Now all these fucking zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch?

Oh, yeah? Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds, okay?

So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late twenties, don't come crawling back to m-

I'm

Turning 30, turning 30

Turning 30, turning 30

Turning

Turning 30, turning 30

Turning 30, turning 30

30

Turning 30, turning 30

Turning 30, turning 30

I'm turning 30

Turning 30, turning 30

Turning 30, turning

And now my stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

And now my stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

My stupid friends are having stupid children

Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children

It's 2020, and I'm 30, I'll do another ten

2030, I'll be 40 and kill myself then