A Definitive Guide to Easy Living

(Oh well it's easy living) That's why they call me the best of the best Architects in the urbanised West (Oh well it's easy living) It's easy living for me An architecture degree Can get you where you really need to be Lesson one This is not a park bench For some folks around this in an apartment But once they've slept, they'll object to be being charged rent What am I to do? Here comes lesson two Well can we lean it up? Can we tilt it down? It's ill-advised to try lying in it you'll fall out Let's put a little Armrest in the middle So that we can limit all the types of people sitting in it You know you'd better think twice Before you come into my town You know it isn't very nice To outstay your welcome in my town (Oh well it's easy living) You want to live in the best of the best of the best Yes? Well I guess (Oh well it's easy living) You're better sticking with me My architecture degree Can get you where you really need to be Lesson three Believe me, it's not a bus stop Can't you see it's a free room and it must stop Let's make the benches slimmer So they won't be hanging around come winter Everyone's a winner Everyone's a winner You know you'd better think twice Before you come into my town You know it isn't very nice To outstay your welcome in my Let there be light, let there be land Let there be spikes under our bridges Let there be water and food to eat Let there be concrete Let there be light, let there be land Let there be spikes under our bridges Let there be water and food to eat Let there be concrete Let there be light, let there be land Let there be spikes under our bridges Let there be water and food to eat Let there be concrete You know you'd better think twice Before you come into my town You know it isn't very nice To outstay your welcome in my town Ooh you know you'd better think twice Before you break into my town Well if you're looking for advice You'll never make it in my town