Café Everything (Toast 1)

Good morning, eaters!

Welcome to Café Everything!

A celebration of plenitude

A hymn to abundance

A paean to endless plenty!

Could we have some water?

I will check on that

Your enabler will be here momentarily

Wow, they really do have everything here

And then some

They've got manna? I'm in heaven!

Ladies and gents

Before we munch—

We must thank the Lord

For inventing brunch—

For sourdough—

Petite Marmite—

Good health—

Good friends—

Bon appetit!

Good morning, adventurers

I'll be enabling your table

Could we have some water, please?

I will check on that

Can I take your order?

Of course you may

It's your job

I'll have a decaf soymilk latte mocchaniño, immediately