Spanked

I'm all feet up, watching TV

Someplace to feast my eyes, oh

Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah, yeah

This one blew my mind, oh, hey

Tell me, who you gonna call when you need that affection?

You got to have it quick

Just hang your love line in her direction

(All you bad, bad boys)

Call her up on the spank line, yeah

(All you bad, bad boys)

Call her up on the spank line

Three dollars, first minute

After that, cost you four

And she be up for negotiations

If you call back for more

Now, who you gonna call when you need that special

Little something?

You can say what you like, it's all confidential

(All you bad, bad boys)

Call her up on the spank line

(All you bad, bad boys)

Call her up on the spank line

(All you bad, bad boys)

Make your mind blow

(All you bad, bad boys)

Dial 1-900-SPANKED

(All you bad, bad boys)

Call her up on the spank line, hey

(All you bad, bad boys)

Call her up on the spank line

(All you bad, bad boys)

Yeah, it's a spank line

(All you bad, bad boys)

Just, call her up, call her up

1-900-SPANKED

(All you bad, bad boys)

1-900-SPANKED

You bad, bad, bad boys

(All you bad, bad boys)

Just call her up

It's a spank line, yeah

1-900-SPANKED