Jackie's Strength

A Jackie, a-Jackie, a-Jackie, hey

A Jackie, a-Jackie, hey

A Bouvier till her wedding day

Shots rang out the police came

Mama laid me on the front lawn

And prayed for Jackie's strength

Feeling old by twenty-one

Never thought my day would come

My bridesmaid's getting laid

I pray for Jackie's strength

Make me laugh, say you know what you want

You said we were the real thing

So I show you some more and I learn

What black magic can do

Make me laugh, say you know you can turn

Me into the real thing

So I show you some more and I learn

Stickers licked on lunch boxes

Worshipping David Cassidy

Yeah I mooned him once on Donna's box

She's still in recovery

Sleepovers, Beene's got some pot

You're only popular with anorexia

So I turn myself inside out

In hope someone will see, will see

Make me laugh, say you know what you want

You said we were the real thing

So I show you some more and I learn

What black magic can do

Make me laugh, say you know you can turn

Me into the real thing

So I show you some more and I learn

A Jackie, a-Jackie, a-Jackie's strength

A Jackie, a-Jackie, hey

I got lost on my wedding day

Typical, the police came, oh

But virgins always get backstage

No matter what they've got so say

If you love enough you'll lie a lot

Guess they did in Camelot

Mama's waiting on my front lawn

I pray, I pray

I said I pray for Jackie's strength, strength

Make me laugh, say you know what you want

You said we were the real thing

So I show you some more and I learn

A Jackie, a-Jackie, a-Jackie's strength

A Jackie, a-Jackie, hey