I Wish

Hey, this is radio station WSKEE

We're taking calls on the wish line

Making your wacky wishes come true

Hello

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six foot nine so I can get with Leoshi

'Cause she don't know me, but yo, she's really fine

You know I see her all the time, everywhere I go

And even in my dreams, I can scheme on ways to make her mine

'Cause I know she's livin' phat

Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball

So how am I gonna compete with that?

'Cause when it comes to playin' basketball

I'm always last to be picked and in some cases, never picked at all

So I just lean up on the wall

Or sit up in the bleachers

With the rest of the girls who came to watch they man ball

Dag, y'all, I never understood, black

Why the jocks get the fly girls, and me, I get the hood rats

I tell 'em, scat, skiddle, scabobble

Got hit with a bottle and been in the hospital for talkin' that mess

I confess, it's a shame when you livin' in a city

That's the size of a box and nobody knows your name

Glad I came to my senses

Like quick-quick, got sick-sick to my stomach

Overcometh by thoughts of me and her together, right

So when I asked her out, she said I wasn't her type

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a '64 Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a '64 Impala

I wish I had a brand new car, so far, I got this hatchback

And everywhere I go, yo, I gets laughed at

And when I'm in my car, I'm laid back

I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat, but that's flat

And do you wanna know what's really wack?

See, I can't even get a date, so what you think of that?

I heard that prom night is a bomb night

With the hood rats you can hold tight

But really though, I'm Figaro

When in my car, I can't even get a hello

Well, so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday

One day, I'ma have to get in my car and go

You know, I take the 110 until the 105

Get off on Crenshaw, tell my homies, look alive

'Cause it's hard to survive when you're livin' in

The concrete jungles and these girls keep passin' me by

She looks fly, she looks fly

Make me say, my, my, my

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a '64 Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a '64 Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller (Wish I was a little bit taller)

I wish I was a baller (Wish I was a baller)

I wish I was a little bit taller, y'all (Wish I was a little bit taller, y'all)

I wish I was a baller (Wish I was a baller)

I wish I was a little bit taller, y'all (Wish I was a little bit taller, y'all)

I wish I was a baller (Wish I was a baller)

I wish I was a little bit taller, y'all (Wish I was a little bit taller, y'all)

I wish I was a baller (Yeah)

Hey, I wish I had my way 'cause every day would be a Friday

And you could even speed on the highway

I would play ghetto games, name my kids ghetto names

Little Mookie, Big Al, Lorraine

Yo, you know that's on the real

So if you down on your luck, then you should know just how I feel

'Cause if you don't want me around

See, I go simple, I go easy, I go Greyhound

Hey, you, what's that sound?

Everybody look what's goin' down

Ah, yes, ain't that fresh?

Everybody wants to get down like that

Wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a '64 Impala

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a '64 Impala

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