Jesus Is My Girlfriend

Look at my hands

Theyre all over you

My rusty nails stuck to you like glue

My arms around you

Like audio tape

Got a little red horn hidden underneath this cape

It's not dirty

It's not rude

I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get wanna get crude

It's not filthy

It's not lewd

I wanna be famous just so I can get sued

Guess who's my girlfriend

Yeah, ten out of ten

Yeah, it's Jesus, she's my girlfriend

Wanna know who my boyfriend is

No, nought out of ten

Jesus ain't a man, she's my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend, Jesus is my girlfriend

It's not drink

It's not food

It's a man in a shuttle with a tube

I can't fly, so what, I can't cook

Can't even catch a tune with a hook

I've been to Hong Kong

And South Dakota

In a little wood plane

Without a motor

Got a girl in bed

When I took it further

Where, Jamaica?

No, I coaxed her, ha, ha!

It's not dirty

It's not rude

I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna, if I wanna, if I wanna get crude

It's not filthy

It's not lewd

I wanna get famous just so I can get sued

I love her

My girlfriend

I love her

My girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend