Tales Of Flossie Fillett

It all happened so many years ago

Nobody knows, because nobody wants to know

Barbara Bath Bun and Good Old Sidney Sand

They're the founding members, the leaders of the land

It's very sad

That they should spend

All of their lives

Then it should end

Flossie Fillett, she has just been born

And so has Hector, and friendly Percy Prawn

When they're forgotten, who will take their place?

Another Flossie, with a different face.

It's very sad

That they should spend

All of their lives

Then it should end

If they could see

The loneliness that surrounds me

If I could go

To stay at 15 Antrim Road

As we leave them, the band presents a tune

There's Dennis on the xylopohone, Bessie on bassoon

You'll never believe, what I have got to say

The tales of Flossie Fillett all happened in a day

It's very sad

That they should spend

All of their lives

Then it should end

Flossie Fillet, it's time for her to go

Say goodbye to Moon the Loon, and Dithery Dr. Dose

Don't forget the little man who couldn't pronounce his name

Tommy Keeler six foot two, Spence is on a train

Johnny Too-Good in a car from going round and round

Johnny Martin's in a kilt and going up to toon

Anita Gray and Catherine Day have come to take a bow

All effects are face to face, who did it we don't know how