I Need to Go!

Driving on a road trip I was feeling awfully tired

I pulled over to get a Dr. Pepper and to keep me up and really wired

I bought a large and didn’t count on the next time I could stop

By the time I found a restroom, my bladder was ready to pop

I walked in to find a restroom

But did not count on my impending doom

I walked into my stall and I didn’t know what I would do

There was no toilet paper to take care of my #2

I hate to be the one who complains and is a great big winer

But then I noticed what else was missing were some paper toilet liners

In my classroom, in the period before lunch time

Had to go so badly that I couldn’t wait to hear the bell chime

I went to the first bathroom only to find it locked

And when I found an open stall, I was in for a shock

I walked in to find a restroom

But did not count on my impending doom

I walked into my stall and I didn’t know what I would do

There was no toilet paper to take care of my #2

I hate to be the one who complains and is a great big winer

But then I noticed what else was missing were some paper toilet liners

I went into a gas station bathroom after a chili dog

What I needed to get done would require, a big unclog

Unfortunately, what I left produced a major stinky vapor

But then I looked all around and couldn’t find any toilet paper

I walked in to find a restroom

But did not count on my impending doom

I walked into my stall and I didn’t know what I would do

There was no toilet paper to take care of my #2

I hate to be the one who complains and is a great big winer

But then I noticed what else was missing were some paper toilet liners

I walked into my stall and I didn’t know what I would do

There was no toilet paper to take care of my #2

I hate to be the one who complains and is a great big winer

But then I noticed what else was missing were some paper toilet liners