Monster (Original Cast Recording)

She's a weirdo, she's a freak

She's a gorgon, she's a geek

Have you heard Medusa speak?

She's a monster

She's a sucker and she's sad

And her face just makes me mad

And her breath smells really bad

She's a monster

She is a monster

She is a monster

She's a monster, monster, monster

Oh yeah, yeah

And she mumbles as she talks

And she stumbles as she walks

And she fumbles as she squawks

She's a monster

She will never be as cool

As the hottest girls in school

We're the ones who really rule

She's a monster

She is a monster

She is a monster

She's a monster, monster, monster

Oh yeah, yeah

She is a monster

She is a monster

She's a monster, monster, monster

With monsters in her hair

She doesn't get it

She doesn't get it

There are things you just don't do

Just don't say

Just don't be

And who the hell is she

To even try?

Oh, why?

Well, she better get in line

And she better know her place

And that place is far behind

'Cause she's nothing, a disgrace

She's a

Wait, wait, wait

It can't be

It is!

What's that stomping over to me?

Is it Medusa?

She is a monster

What's that stomping over to me?

Is it Medusa?

She is a monster

You're a monster

You are a monster

You are a monster, monster, monster

Oh yeah, yeah

You're a monster

(What's that stomping? What's that stomping?)

You are a monster

(What's that stomping over to me?)

You are a monster, monster, monster

(Is it Medusa? Is it Medusa?)

With monsters in your hair

(What's that stomping? Medusa is a monster)